Sex Terpaksa (with a guy yang sangat tak taste)

Apa yg asyiknya gay or plu mating ritual ?

Sama ke with straight people mating ritual?

It's totally different my dear. Gay plu amting ritual sometimes could be so freaking damn complicated. But the objectives obviously clear..to get yourself laid, although some gay plu outside there tends to be freaking sista saying they don't practise sex on the first date. Mereka yang rugi :)

Anyway, aku rindukan all the mating ritual...

Berkenalan, texting (showing that konon-konon concern la..) jumpa…lepak2 makan minum (altho sbenarnya kalau taste dah menggeletar kepala atas bawah nak baham bawak balik rumah). You may not realize it, but those ritual that makes gay plu mating is exciting. Unlike if yo have been together for many years…bila nak mating jer..terus main. Tak add the excitement jeling-jeling masa keluar makan, pretending concern, evaluating taste ke tak taste, or taste gile sampai terkeluar air mazi semua…

Tapi tu la kan, once you are in a stable relationship eventough sesekali teringin nak makan ikan baru…terasa malas jugak nak keluar and repeat all those gay plu mating rituals. Nak travel pergi jumpa…and facing the risk that guy tak taste mana pun. Remember, pictures have deceiving power. Dalam picture kemain taste, gorgeous, sekali dah jumpa…haru, hazab! Then how?

Kalau real live terlalu haru…mula la rasa menyesal. Carik idea mcm mana nak lari. My case, sometime kalau malas travel jumpa kat luar I suruh datang rumah. Of which…lagi high risk. Tapi tu la kan..kalau air dah penoh kat kepala, risk ke tak risk semua dah campak ke tepi. Inviting stranger (kononnya taste la tengok picture) to your place is more troublesome and risky. Especially kalau turned out real life, memang hazab. Tu belum lagi if bernasib malang, jatuh ditimba tangga. Dah la tak taste, kena rogol...and then kena rompak! Mind you..this is true stoy. My freind pernah kena rogol (main secara paksa), then dirompak habis semua laptop and duit! 

When you are inviting stranger to your place, bila tak taste, nak halau pun susah… Especially myself. I’m a type of person yg susah nk jadi biadap ni. To the extent, sekali tu…terpaksa la main sambil pejam mata, imagine yangg indah-indah. That guy dah la buncit gila in real life. Dalam picture nampak stocy, and tak buncit…sekali aduhai….hazab. That  was the worst experience ever. Since that guy tu pun tak nak balik…the only way to halau him is to main cepat-cepat, get it done soonest as possible. So main lah…masa baring atas badan dia terasa perut jer…euwww…Seriously EUWWW!!!

Since that incident, whernever terasa nak makan ikan baru... I will make sure dlm picture tak stocky, and of cos tak gemuk or buncit. And I will make it crystal clear I don’t like fat, stocky, buncit people… 

In conclusion.... in a desperate situation... I can have sex with my eyes close J