Thursday, August 9, 2012

How Malay plu celebrating raya - PLU Raya 101

1. Baju raya: it's a compulsory for a Malay plu to have at least one complete baju melayu, with sampin. Some even have more than one complete baju melayu. In contrary, straight Malay guy sometime they don't mind of not having new baju melayu. But not with plu.

2. Cooking: Majority of plu love cooking. Regardless of races, plu are born with passion in cooking. Plu also find cooking is a therapeutic exercise. During raya, malay plu will be busy helping their mother preparing rendang, potong bawang, etc. In other word, they are the one who are busy doing things in the kitchen rather than lepaking or going for terawih prayer on the last night of Ramadhan.

3. Open house: Especially Malay plu living in KL, having a grand, meletop raya open house is a must. Hiding behind get together with friends, attending open house raya is a way of cruising. In some occasions, from open house raya leads to open baju raya in bed. Similar mating ritual happen during raya open house. They may started by adding that person into their fb friend list, exchanging mobile no, and eventually exchanging semen in each other mouth.

4. Attending open house raya: Plu is well known as a creature that value external appearance more than internal value. Ok, i may sound bit exaggerating here, but... face it. Whenever you are going for mating ritual, the first eligibility criteria for open baju session is the face aka external appearance. Going back to attending raya open house, most plu will try their best not to wear the same baju melayu twice even for different event. This is the very reason some malay plu going to the extra miles by having more than one complete baju melayu for hari raya. And oh, raya open house plu is a must for those attending wearing full malay costume ya :)



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